That was beautiful, Clarence.

jaclcfrost:

ignore unnecessary negativity. like “you’re too old to go in the inflatable bouncy castle”. don’t listen to things like that. don’t let them control your life. go into that inflatable castle. bounce around all you want. stare intently at the person who told you you couldn’t go in. while bouncing around. the whole time

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unit03:

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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"your meat is huge and you look good as hell"

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solluxx:

paranoidpot8to:

THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE

I AM HOME ALONE

WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW

tell it to mooove

(Source: paranoidpotato)

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rosadrives:

when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot

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redribbonarmy:

thereisnodenying:

redribbonarmy:

anime skeleton

this was the worst 28 seconds of my life

fuck you


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xaldien:

Hans + saying the one thing he knows will break each sister

Gotta love how Disney has created one of the most realistic portrayals of a sociopath in recent history, and it’s actually damned terrifying.

(Source: findsomethingtofightfor)


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chris evans with a beard is the type of guy to take you out drinking and take you home and fuck you until you cannot walk

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chris evans without a beard is the type of guy to bring you flowers and coffee before work and tell you a joke while making love

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(Source: castielssam)

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browngirlfunk:

My dad tried saying “sorry to burst your bubble” but couldn’t figure the words out in time so he just said “sorry to crack your eggs”

(Source: browngirlfunk)

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

morifartlock:

deanismypatronass:

thosebowleggedhunters:

deanismypatronass:

deanismypatronass:

look what I found while browsing in the library

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do you know what this is?

PUBLISHED FANFICTION

wait a sec

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tHE FUCK?

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ABORT

ABORT

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do you guys understand how much published fan fic this fandom has ?

and they all spell Cas, Cass.

WAIT IT GETS BETTER

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batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

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